| My Embarrassing
Hypo My family was having a reunion with about 25 family members staying in a cottage we had rented out for a week. My family had the entire cottage. My girlfriend and I were staying in a room by ourselves (I love my liberal family) and on hot summer nights we tend to sleep naked. We were sleeping naked this particular night. At 3am my girlfriend woke up because I was sweating profusely and shaking and twitching. I was completely out of it, incoherent, not able to talk. She looked around the room for some quick sugar but all she could find were a bunch of brown-spotted bananas. What the heck, she thought. Its all I got. So she tried to shove them down my throat (they were mushy enough for me not to choke on them) but because I was shaking and twitching, most of the bananas ended up splattered across my naked body. I'm sweating, shaking with bananas all over my body, and she is making a racket asking somebody to call the ambulance. Pretty soon the whole family is awake and running into our bedroom to find out what is going on. After everything settled down, my girlfriend and I had some explaining to do as to whether or not the bananas were smeared all over my body BEFORE or after the low-sugar reaction. Nothing kinky, just a day with diabetes. Jeff Larabee |