"All's fair in love and hypos"
"Better the Endo you know than the Endo you dont"
"Don't cut off your Educator to spite your Endo"
"It's no use crying over spilt Lantus"
"Money is the root of all Endos"
"Hypo, Hypo, go away. Come again another day"
"Some men see their BSL and say 'Why?', I see my BSL and say 'Oh right, the doughtnut'"
Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle