Top 7: Diabetic Sayings - Part 2

[LL Lambo]

I was going to post this tomorrow...but I would never put off 'till tomorrow, a T7 that I could post today...OK so I think you get the idea. I'm pushed for time again...so on with the sheeew...as I present for your enjoyment - the Top 7 Diabetic Sayings - Part 2...

7. A pump in the hand is worth 2 Novopens in the bush.

6. An apple a day requires an additional bolus.

5. That's the Lantus calling the Levemir 'long acting'.

4. Do unto others as you would have them do to you...does that mean I can stab them with my NovoPen?

3. A good injection site rotation regime gathers no scar tissue.

2. The early jelly bean catches the hypo.

and the # 1 Diabetic Saying is....drumroll purleeeeezz.....

1. Punching a Food Nazi a day, keeps the Doctor away.

Happy friday Folks.

[Acey]

"All's fair in love and hypos"

"Better the Endo you know than the Endo you dont"

"Don't cut off your Educator to spite your Endo"

"It's no use crying over spilt Lantus"

"Money is the root of all Endos"

"Hypo, Hypo, go away. Come again another day"

"Some men see their BSL and say 'Why?', I see my BSL and say 'Oh right, the doughtnut'"

[Bruno]

So glad you did! A procrastinator never takes "now" for an answer...

[Leni]

"Some men see their BSL and say 'Why?', I see my BSL and say 'Oh right, the doughtnut'"

I love it :)

[Fif]

Brilliant, both of you!

[Bella]

Fantastic. I like number 4. Very funny!

[artemis]

High Distinctions, both of you. When does 'Type 1 - the musical' starring Pan Creas and the Islets, come out?

[Jelli]

that has definately made my friday - thanks guys!

Have a good one :)